The Diagram Prize is probably the most prestigious and sought after award in publishing. Probably.
It's organised and presented by the infamous and highly respected Horace Bent, a time served Old Skool publishing journalist at The Bookseller, the UK's main trade magazine. The award is given to the book (and it has to be a real book, none of this short-run self published three copies ever bought nonsense) with the oddest title.
This year's shortlist is:
- Afterthoughts of a Worm Hunter
- Collectible Spoons of the Third Reich
All great and worthy entries I'm sure, but there's really no substitute for voting Crochet. My reasoning, in the spirit of the competition, is thus:
The superb juxtaposition of relativistic equations and traditionally feminine handicraft skillfully blend against a backdrop of four dimensional hyperbolic space utilising the three dimensional creations of a wool based algorithm in a context of knot theory and non Euclidian geometry carrying a sublimely fundamental and yet simultaneous intimate and accessible viewpoint on the structure of the Universe opening the mathematical structure of spacetime to the casual ovicentric hobbyist.
The meta-historical setting of a rural craft invokes powerful images of Einstein's modest upbringing in combination with the sub-metaphorical emotional influence of handmade knitwear leading to a subconscious acceptance of the incongruity self evident in the utilisation of a folded two dimensional yarn construct attempting to represent a geometry including a mathematically imaginary component.
Vote Crochet, you know it makes sense.
In all seriousness, I'm shamelessly pushing this book as a winner because it's a superb book on an astoundingly beautiful subject, both in terms of mathematics, physical theories and handicraft. In laymans terms it covers (mostly from a crochet/knitting point of view) the stunning results of writing the equations behind General Relativity into a knitting pattern. It's not as silly as it sounds....knitting patterns are effectively computer programmes for a single strand of wool, and as such are ideal for trying to demonstrate a mathematical idea. Einstein's theories deal with the idea of treating time as a fourth dimension....but there's no room for one in high school maths. So he tried using imaginary numbers - ones based on the square root of minus one, and commonly shown on a graph at right angles to "normal" numbers - his little thought experiment turned out to be such an accurate description of reality that the theory has to be hard-coded into GPS satellites to stop them going out of synch by several metres a day.
This book takes the simple but highly imaginative step of trying to show Einstein's fourth dimension by writing it into a knitting pattern. The results are extraordinarily beautiful, closely resembling coral reefs. It's a great coffee table book and conversation starter, odd title aside.
You can vote for your favourite at The Bookseller website.